Bienvenue au mystère.
ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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(Source: theshellshack, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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(Source: beerfannycigs, via orgasmic-humor)

engagedbbw:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!

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Shout out to my Mumma for making me dress up like Magenta from Rocky Horror for a photo in the paper because no one from her work wanted to. 
#cheers #thanksmum #magenta #rockyhorror #makeup #interpretation #pinupbrows #oopa #titsoutfordaOiz #sweg #hashfag

Shout out to my Mumma for making me dress up like Magenta from Rocky Horror for a photo in the paper because no one from her work wanted to.
#cheers #thanksmum #magenta #rockyhorror #makeup #interpretation #pinupbrows #oopa #titsoutfordaOiz #sweg #hashfag

What a fantastic band! 🐱🌆
#catempire #hellohello #newcastlepanthers #drool #music #concert #hashfag

Out for the night with Daddyo. 
#yesIhaveasister #surprise

Out for the night with Daddyo.
#yesIhaveasister #surprise

Home, the bringer of damn good food. 
#mulberry #fruit #organic #filledthehole #snackinfirdaaaays #yum #sweg #hashfag

Home, the bringer of damn good food.
#mulberry #fruit #organic #filledthehole #snackinfirdaaaays #yum #sweg #hashfag

It is just so good to be home with my hairy pants . 🐶
#hairypants #eleanorrigby #ellie #dog #dogalogue #kelpie #bordercollie #labrador #mutt #selfiesunday #sweg #hashfag

It is just so good to be home with my hairy pants . 🐶
#hairypants #eleanorrigby #ellie #dog #dogalogue #kelpie #bordercollie #labrador #mutt #selfiesunday #sweg #hashfag

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

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